I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus?

by Happy Accidents Blog

I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
He didn’t see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
He thought I was tucked
Up in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen
Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night!

What if Santa was gay?

Think about it with me. Would you still love Santa the same way you love him now? Or would you shut him out like the Easter Bunny? Would you not include him as a part of Christmas?

Would you view him and his relationship with elves like you would a gay pastor and the children of his flock? What if it turned out Mrs. Claus was really apart of a beard couple just hiding Mr. Claus, Santa’s life partner? Would you support legislative measures to allow them to marry or have Mr.Claus still hid among-st the elves?

What would you tell the children, if Santa were gay? When they ask about Saint Nicholas and his husband , would you let them know that some men  love men, and what’s important is the love? Or would you raid your Christmas decorations, tossing every Santa in sight, and tell the kids he’s just not welcome in your house anymore?

Would you still read “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas?” Or would you look for different books, ones that focus solely on the reindeer’s  and just drop Santa like an old friend you haven’t heard from in years? Would Santa’s beloved status in our culture make a difference? Could you see your way clear to love and accept him because he’s, well, Santa?


What if you were invited to Santa’s wedding, what in the world would you wear?